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£1 MILLION COULD BE WON BY THE FIRST PRIVATELY-FUNDED GROUP TO HAVE SEX IN SPACE

The XXX Prize Foundation, based in London, has announced that it intends to pay £1 million to the first privately-funded team to launch a craft into suborbital space — about 60 miles — and to then engage in sexual intercourse whilst up there. This sexual act may take any form and involve any number of people, but visual documentation must be provided to proove that the sex did occur in a weightless environment.

The XXX Prize Foundation maintains that the purpose of this competition is to show that our destiny as human beings is in outer space. The XXX Prize Foundation is interested in the new possibilities that are opened up when we form autonomous communities in outer space. The XXX Prize Foundation hopes that this competition will demonstrate that the point of going into space is not merely to replicate life on planet earth. The XXX Prize Foundation expects those who enter the competition to rise to the occasion by presenting to the world previously unimagined sexual positions enabled by the freedom of a weightless environment.

Luther Blissett, President of the XXX Prize Foundation, states that although not all the prize money has been secured, he is confident that the competition offers a unique opportunity for both individuals and companies to invest in the future evolution of humanity. Anyone interested in contributing to the prize money should contact the XXX Prize Foundation immediately.

The XXX Prize Foundation hopes that one day we will all enjoy a life-time of zero gravity fun and frolics.